by May Sage
Not quite the fairy tale #1
Publication Date: August 31, 2015
Genres: A Modern Adult Fairy Tale
The King needs an heir and that means finding some sort of woman to do the job.
“That’s all it’s about, ultimately: basic, carnal compatibility in order to satisfy this need. For that reason, the pictures I request of those who wish to apply are explicit. The full prerequisites are attached to the correspondence. If you aren’t comfortable with these demands, don’t bother applying.”
Ella applies, seeing straight through the bullshit; she goes as far as to derisively add a set of pictures fitting the requirements the letter demands:
A picture of her “pussy” – a fat, indolent Persian – and of her in her nightwear – yoga pants and a hoodie.
In lieu of an introduction, her message reads:
« Dear Daniel Franko Phillipe Del Luz,
I’ve applied to guarantee that I’m not summoned to your little orgy.
Fuck you. We aren’t all stupid.
It was supposed to go through an automated system;
She didn’t expect anyone to read it…
Let alone the King.
About May Sage
Once Upon A Time, there was a little girl who just loved telling her own stories. Fastforward about two decades? Not a lot of change, there.
My mother’s collection of novels extends to three rooms, the stepfather who raised me writes awesome short stories: really, I didn’t have a choice, I caught a bug.
I dabble in anything, Fantasy, Contemporary, Dystopian… Really, the subject doesn’t matter.
The gist of it is: I will make you laugh, and I will make you want more ?
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